Captain America took me to Stark Tower and we took a walk. Then, that night we sat by the fire and as he looked into my eyes, he said, “You’re perfect.”
Black Widow took me to a concert and we sat awkwardly. Then, that night we cuddled under a blanket, and as she hugged me she said, “You’re the prettiest girl I know.”
Loki took me to West Village and we got a coffee. Then, that night we watched TV and as he whispered in my ear, he said “We need to talk.”
Loki took me to Central Park, and we went to a club. That night, we played a game, and as he put a ring on my finger, he said, “Let’s go to the bedroom.”
Thor took me to Central Park and we Rode bikes, then that night we made out and as he looked into my eyes, he said that You’re the prettiest girl I know.
Which is quite strange I would expect it to go more like this
COME BELOVED, LET US VENTURE INTO THE MECCA VALLEY AND SIT UPON THESE AMUSING AND FEEBLE MIDGARDIAN DEVICES CALLED DYKES. AFTERWARD WE SHALL FROT, I WILL SAY HOWEVER, YOU ARE THE FAIREST WENCH IN ALL OF ASGARD INCLUSING SIF AND EVEN JANE AND EVEN BLACK WIDOW. LET US GO FORTH!
Nick Fury took me to the Statue of Liberty, and we went for a walk. Then that night we watched Tv, and as he hugged me he said “We need to talk”.